DB 🌎🌏🌍<p>"AT FIRST WE WERE AFRAID, WE WERE PETRIFIED</p><p>KEPT THINKING WE COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY OUR SIDE</p><p>AND WE SPENT SO MANY NIGHTS THINKING HOW YOU DID US WRONG</p><p>NOW WE'VE BANDED ALL TOGETHER, YOUR TARIFF MADE US STRONG </p><p>AND SO YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT SO GREAT </p><p>THERE'S NOT A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE IN HELL WE'LL BE YOUR 51ST STATE."</p><p>Rumour has it that this parody version of I Will Survive is now #1 on the Canadian Hot 100. </p><p><a href="https://www.quintenews.com/2025/02/26/3515" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">quintenews.com/2025/02/26/3515</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p><a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/ElbowsUp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ElbowsUp</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Canada" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Canada</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/Tariffs" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Tariffs</span></a> <a href="https://mstdn.ca/tags/US" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>US</span></a></p>